This week, Gregg and Jake try and figure out how to use their chunk of the government's $250,000, 000 arts package to choreograph a dance explaining China's influence on Labor... Well, at least one "unknown" Labor MP anyway. Who's willing to play Shaoquette Moselmane? I mean, we're sure no-one's at fault or done anything illegal, but still... We hear the ABC is looking for some cheap content so they may as well give it a crack.