Christmas season celebrates both the incarnation and NOW the redemption for turkey bacon. Coat your mushrooms in this greasy episode and hop on the magic school bus with cancer-fighting-waterbears and nanobots.

Discussion Starters: Understanding Bobtails, turkey eschatology, speaking Turkish, surgery ethics, grownup Christmas wishlists, non-believers celebrating Christmas, MLA essays, war on Christmas, cannibal seasonings, meaning of mass, Coptic relic stocking stuffer.