The time has finally come! After several delays Dick Fetti and Ben the Beardo finally present their first cryptid episode. For their first foray Dick Fetti covers the Kraken and the Leviathan aka the big wet-bois and the Beardo covers the Thunderbird aka the Native American sky-boi. Naturally tentacle porn is discussed too. And to start things off the boys review Richard Stanley's 1990 film "Hardware", in all of its disappointing glory.