In this episode, the boys share their own mythical origin stories, one being a little too close to the belt, vampire worms are the subject of Decrypted, Jason warns of an 8 foot phallus hiding in the woods, Ty gets a tad depressed, and Jacob has many jokes to edit out of the pod.

Out of context quote: "And then the priest said some Latin shit about Jesus."

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