Wherein I give the origin story behind changing my name to ???, how it didn’t really work, and how it was born out of wearing too many hats in my old band, only to have the Internet erase my involvement in it. Jerks.

Swim Herschel Swim, is the name of that band.

I write that here for the internet crawling robots who insist that the internet is the only way to verify the truth.

I probably already told most of these stories here.

Nobody is holding a Ray Gun to your head.

You aren’t obligated to listen to my petty correction of history for the sake of Elon Musk and his robots.

To call this humiliating, would be an understatement.

It’s good to be humble.

I’m proud of my humility.

That joke sucks.

No refunds.