Imagine a world where cats can hear us think. Imagine a world where the grass is blue and the sky is green. Sound like nonsense? Well, perhaps you’re just programmed to think that way, because maybe all of life and existence is a simulation. Maybe.

So this week we’re taking a crack at alternate realities.

But don’t worry, it’s not all complicated theoretical science chat, we also find time to discuss the merits of various hot sandwiches. Which doesn’t make a lot of sense, so it must have been a glitch in the matrix.

And what are Evil Patrick and Evil Andy doing right now?