IL State Rep. Darren Bailey prevailed in a lawsuit challenging Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s quarantine orders. But it only applies to him. So that’s good news for all of you State Rep. Darren Baileys out there who want to get out of the house. Also, NYC Mayor Bill DeBlaso comes for the Jews in a threatening tweet. What could possibly go wrong? We’re sure it sounded more charming, or at least more angry, in the original German. Libertarian Congressman Justin Amash joins the presidential race. When Eric types his name out it’s autocorrected to “smash” so that’ll be fun. CNN memory-holes a Larry King episode where Tara Reade’s mother called in. Yeah, the media has been bad on this stuff, but do people really want the Kavanagh standard (or lack thereof) for everyone? We miss sports. Just how desperate are we to get them back? Enough to blow of the AL and NL in MLB for a year? And finally, Eric dropped his phone and cracked the screen. How does one get a new phone when our political leaders have determined phone stores aren’t essential?

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