Kerbango! It's time to jump out of our skullbones and dive into the craphole that is Battlefield Earth, a movie based on a book written by the founder of Scientology himself, L. Ron Hubbard. Featuring chaotic performances by John Travolta and Forrest Whitaker, along with some not-so-subtle messaging about psychiatrists, this film has it all. Dan and Ryan are joined by noted man-animal Tom Myers, and together the three of them try to make sense out of this cinematic mess. Turn on the picto-cam, grab a dead rat, and enjoy the ride!