James runsChristopher works outLance Armstrong vs Jan Ullrich / fast vs slowJames wasn t nakedSpeaking of UFOsChristopher, the paperboy, sees three UFOsIt's just a meteor (it's not just a meteor)SR-71 Blackbird"Long fingers that glow"Air Force pilots confirm UFOs"It's probably UFOs"How does a compass work?NASA copper cableJust things in the airWe aren't interesting enough for the aliens to actually talk to usIt's a book, sir!The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV showOort Cloud"Coming out party for the aliens"Christopher has seen the aliens in Area 51The aliens did not crash in Dreamy DrawAre we thinking of Roswell?James doesn't like this whole Mother's Day vs Father's Day thingAll holidays are just sort of the same now and sillyWhen is the cutoff time for for holiday well wishing?9pm is the normal cutoff timeFolding the newspapers Christopher's newspaper delivery empireBitten by a dog and struck by lightningGive me my two dollars