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Luke Likes 'This Coming Year'
So, I watch this video, I watch this video on YouTube, I watch this video on YouTube about, you know what, you know, New Year's resolutions, New Year's resolutions, things that you want to do this new coming year, and yeah, be better, be better.
And one of those things, one of those things, one of those things is limit, limit your screen time, okay? I am watching YouTube about limiting, limiting, reducing screen time.
This is funny, it's really funny.
Yeah, a lot of those New Year's resolutions. For example, do more exercise, do more exercise, you want to do that.
Quit smoking, read more books, read more books you want to be educated, you want to be educated, learn more, learn more, learn a new skill.
And obviously, lose weight, you just have to, you have to lose weight, we all have to lose weight, and you also have to work better, be more effective, more effective.
And this coming year, you want to travel more, you want to visit places, meet new people, have new experiences.
And while you are doing that, you also want to be a better person, a better man, a better woman, a better father, mother, worker, student, anyone.
And never put off things. Just do it right now, you are a robot and you want to do that right now, and you also want to save money and just be perfect every day.
Oh my God. That never works, that never works, it doesn't work, does it? So yeah, try, try to do that, great, and fail, you want to do that, you fail, that's great.
So how about a new idea, you will not fail those. How about that?
This coming year, try, try, and don't, don't do more exercise, just think about it and then, maybe not, maybe not today, maybe, maybe tomorrow. Okay, so just try, try and don't do that.
If you smoke, just go ahead, go ahead, smoke. One day you don't want to do that, just stop, but if you want to do that, just keep doing this, keep doing this, how about this?
And read more only, only, if you like it, because why would you do that if you don't like reading? Just watch something, watch more Netflix, that's your new resolution. Do you watch a lot of TV series, do you watch a lot of TV series? Just keep doing that, have some fun, enjoy it, you will never fail, you will never fail.
And hey, you want to just stay at home and enjoy yourself and don't organize your holiday, because everyone wants you to do that? Just relax, you don't have to travel, you don't have to travel, if you don't want that, just stay at home.
Watch, I don't know, a documentary, documentary, why not? Read a book about it, if you like, if you like, you don't have to travel, you don't, you really don't have to do that, if you don't like it.
And be a better person. Well, maybe, maybe you are good enough, you are good enough, maybe you are good enough as it is right now, and say, well, I'm quite good right now, maybe I don't have to change that. So try, try really, really hard, and don't change that this coming year.
And maybe one more thing, one more thing. Please, try, try, and don't lose weight, don't lose weight this coming year, try and do that, just enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself. It is really hard, it is really hard.
So how about this coming year we all get fat and be happy. Happy New Year!
Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!
 By LUKELIKE
By LUKELIKELuke Likes 'This Coming Year'
So, I watch this video, I watch this video on YouTube, I watch this video on YouTube about, you know what, you know, New Year's resolutions, New Year's resolutions, things that you want to do this new coming year, and yeah, be better, be better.
And one of those things, one of those things, one of those things is limit, limit your screen time, okay? I am watching YouTube about limiting, limiting, reducing screen time.
This is funny, it's really funny.
Yeah, a lot of those New Year's resolutions. For example, do more exercise, do more exercise, you want to do that.
Quit smoking, read more books, read more books you want to be educated, you want to be educated, learn more, learn more, learn a new skill.
And obviously, lose weight, you just have to, you have to lose weight, we all have to lose weight, and you also have to work better, be more effective, more effective.
And this coming year, you want to travel more, you want to visit places, meet new people, have new experiences.
And while you are doing that, you also want to be a better person, a better man, a better woman, a better father, mother, worker, student, anyone.
And never put off things. Just do it right now, you are a robot and you want to do that right now, and you also want to save money and just be perfect every day.
Oh my God. That never works, that never works, it doesn't work, does it? So yeah, try, try to do that, great, and fail, you want to do that, you fail, that's great.
So how about a new idea, you will not fail those. How about that?
This coming year, try, try, and don't, don't do more exercise, just think about it and then, maybe not, maybe not today, maybe, maybe tomorrow. Okay, so just try, try and don't do that.
If you smoke, just go ahead, go ahead, smoke. One day you don't want to do that, just stop, but if you want to do that, just keep doing this, keep doing this, how about this?
And read more only, only, if you like it, because why would you do that if you don't like reading? Just watch something, watch more Netflix, that's your new resolution. Do you watch a lot of TV series, do you watch a lot of TV series? Just keep doing that, have some fun, enjoy it, you will never fail, you will never fail.
And hey, you want to just stay at home and enjoy yourself and don't organize your holiday, because everyone wants you to do that? Just relax, you don't have to travel, you don't have to travel, if you don't want that, just stay at home.
Watch, I don't know, a documentary, documentary, why not? Read a book about it, if you like, if you like, you don't have to travel, you don't, you really don't have to do that, if you don't like it.
And be a better person. Well, maybe, maybe you are good enough, you are good enough, maybe you are good enough as it is right now, and say, well, I'm quite good right now, maybe I don't have to change that. So try, try really, really hard, and don't change that this coming year.
And maybe one more thing, one more thing. Please, try, try, and don't lose weight, don't lose weight this coming year, try and do that, just enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself. It is really hard, it is really hard.
So how about this coming year we all get fat and be happy. Happy New Year!
Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!