He’s the host of your LAN party, he don’t drink Bacardi, he’s back to the future just like Marty! He’s the fuckin’ Shazbot. We go down the road and reminisce on road trips, Lincoln town cars, and abusing our sober powers at the old pizza joint many years ago. He was the first tech wizard I ever met, and he had remained top tier through the years. We did this remotely, and I swore their wouldn’t be audio syncing issues, but there was a bit. I should have listened to Shazbot, because he’s definitely smarter than me. Hail the TKC. Real names can suck it. Tom, we are coming...