I recently saw this headline in one edition of Readers Digest. My fitbit heart rate alarm started buzzing like I was having a panic attack. Smarter than Albert Einstein? I DON'T THINK SO: Impossible, absolutely not, no chance, no freeakin way, not in a million years. Not in this universe or anywhere else in the multiverse. In other words, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. No one messes with my hero and gets away with it, not even Readers Digest. And so my lovely listeners, it's payback time and it's going to get really messy. So bring plenty of protection.