Rushing through the intro, featuring...

What's This Shit?!?!?! - Chloe World Edition: Married couple fighting. Wife gets a text about kid having lice. Wild music. Head scratching.

"Chloe, we got 'em."

What We're Watching: Fatal Attraction; Dream Lover; Desperately Seeking Susan; Beau Is Afraid

Hosted by your own personal cinematic Jared Leto & Karl Lagerfeld's cat!

Music by Splash '96

Recorded & Edited by Boutwell Studios