Tyler and Morgan join Mike and Bill for some talks about: Feral bears. Dark liquor. Voicemails asking what D&D class we'd be. A trilogy of voicemails about keeping your butthole clean (good advice here for anyone who doesn't wipe). Letting people pay to tickle your feet. Nipples, and all about them. Weed nipples. Selling drugs on dating apps. Moustaches. Sean joins. Giants doing dope. Amish dope. Stories about doing mean shit. Seamen trees. The Billpranos. Questions for smarty pants. Who the frig is Squeezy? Morgan gets the CYOA and to sum it up "Its Weezer, they got mad guns."