Its all R. Kelly jokes as the boys delve into a mysterious cabin raid by little green men, Jason presents an alternative for clincial penis care, Ty gets drunk and bumbles through a scenario with redneck owls, and Jacob is befuddled by the practices of Dairy Queen.

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