Ashe and Mega review the third movie in the Twilight Saga! We learn the backstory of the Cullen family, Jacob and Edward's rivalry reach new heights, Jasper trains the Cullens how to fight newborns, some guy named Riley shows up, and Victoria decides to attack Bella! Also, there's a 'cuck tent' or something.

Show Note: At some point during the episode, something came up that paused the recording, and Megafighter was coming down with something, so Ashe finishes the back half of the episode by himself.