A 3 star Michelin restaurant in Virginia doesn't want the dining room to feel empty in light of social distancing efforts, so they're bringing in the mannequins. What does Six Flags look like post pandemic? We discuss. A charity, in the midst of a food shortage crisis for students in need, rejects a $200k donation from a rapper with a rap sheet. We end with an early submission for the Near Darwin Awards of 2020: a woman who fell into a thermal feature at Yellowstone Park while it was closed due to COVID-19.