Gov. J.B. Pritzker says restaurants can open for patio dining. Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says no, they won’t be ready for that. Do these people talk to each other? Does anyone know what they’re doing anymore? Plans continue to swirl to bring sports back. You’d think Major League Baseball would have an easier path than the NBA or the NHL, but alas. The long history of tension between the players union and owners in baseball could tank the season, at a huge cost to baseball both financially and reputationally. NBA fan Joe does his best to convince the NBA-indifferent Eric that he should watch ESPN’s Michael Jordan/Chicago Bulls documentary THE LAST DANCE. That small mom-and-pop pizza restaurant you’re ordering from online might just turn out to be Chuck E. Cheese. How could the distinguished Charles Entertainment Cheese deceive us so? And finally, the Nassau County Executive has some very, um, interesting instructions about how we should handle our, uh, tennis balls.

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