Saints Row IV finally passes classification, but in the worst possible way; a new Ender’s Game trailer drops, and it’s not really selling it very well; the BBC announces that Peter Capaldi is the new Doctor; Disney and ABC are looking at creating a live action Star Wars TV show, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. holds the keys to its success; a new technology aims to improve the speed of data transferred across copper lines; and more TV shows coming up in the next few months: The Tomorrow People, Helix, Dads, The Michael J. Fox Show and Mind Games.

Meanwhile, Jelly decides that the worst fate that can befall a movie is to simply be “meh”, and Bean wishes he was famous enough that people introduced him with the phrase “from such movies as”.

• Australia's Edited Saints Row IV Incompatible With Other Versions (Kotaku)
• Ender's Game Trailer #2 (YouTube)
• BBC names Peter Capaldi as new 'Doctor Who' lead actor (The Verge)
• ABC in Talks to Develop 'Star Wars' TV Shows (Screen Rant)
• New Tech Could Allow Super-Speed Internet On Old Phone Lines (Gizmodo)
• The Tomorrow People (YouTube)
• Helix (YouTube)
• Dads (YouTube)
• Giovanni Ribisi (IMDb)
• The Michael J. Fox Show (YouTube)
• Mind Games (YouTube)