Writer and Comedian, Elizabeth Schantz, teaches us some tricks. Welcome to Tummy Time. Growing up a poo-poo pee-pee girl ain't easy in a religious household. That never stopped Elizabeth. At a young age, she taught herself how to queef in order to protest bedtime. Sex-Ed wasn't taught in Texas and only the cool kids got snacks. We discuss the etiquette of subscribing to a friend's OnlyFans, cornering the queef asmr market, and why a woman's purity is neither a passed around rose nor does it involve oreos. From exploring the fever dick, saving the back door for marrige, and even a secret tip for free fajita scrimps, Elizabeth will have you wishing she'd stop queefing without confrontation on this very Hollywood episode of Tummy Time.