In news that surprises no one, "Pharma Bro" Marin Shkreli has been denied prison release. NY, CA and TX move toward pro sports' return. Speaking of sports, the University of Kentucky has openings for the entire cheer leading coaching staff after they're fired for "lack of oversight." We wrap up the show with a priest who went viral after being pictured using a squirt gun filled with holy water to give Easter blessings.