Fat girls + cut guys = Christopher gets into trouble right off the bat"They got the Pelotons out"'Ball'varia or Bavaria?Norwegian Handball Team fined for their outfitFemale athlete harassed for her outfit"A swimming hat"Are the Olympics a flop?Football is fundamentally flawed - too many injuriesIs America a violent culture?Does our violent culture make us safe?Red Dawn is a fantasyCanadians drink all your beerMilitary is dispersing migrants?Travel Agents, good or bad?Rick Steves is so boring he's interesting"Questions are violence"James: "Would you like a beer?
Christopher: "Yes."
James: "Suck on your coffee, there's no beer here."
"Dumbionaires" - dumb millionaires Wiki-yup?James's scheme to get 100% listenership'SIR' Branson!? take your knights and go home!Why does everyone want a virgin?"A straight shaft with a bulging head, what's the problem?""Everyone's penis looks weird."Christopher: "How many penises have you seen?"
James: "I went to art school..."
Is it ominous that all the billionaires are building spaceships to get off the planet?How much does the average actor make?"We're watching Star Trek again, because that's who we are"Spock's father was a Romulan, like three episodes agoThe Beverly Hillbillies"Hey kids, smoking is great!"Richard ScarryFrom the Beverly Hillbillies to space, that's our showDinosaur bones on the moon - Hank GreenASU's space departmentMusk is the (space)man, the rest of them are just dumbClean air is goodConfessions of a Time Traveler – The Man from 3036Christopher watches too much TVSpace touristsChristopher: "Not everyone watches Star Trek."
James: "Well they should."
Bezo's trip to almost spaceOne trip in Bezo's "spaceship" = one car driving 1.8 million milesA Modest Proposal - Jonathan SwiftHalf of our show is misremembering stuffI'll yell at you next weekGo NFL!