We're talking renaissance fairs, Nate should not be listened to on this one, and two of us are getting in a dragon costume. We research weapons used by Shrek, then we talk Venom, living life in third person, and a time Nate almost got jumped. We discuss Notre Dame, Nicky is sensitive, and we talk about a bunch of movies that are out or coming out. Then we talk about learning to ride bikes, Nate got an infected knee and we've all got scooter tales. We take a break, Nate has a story about eating his pet. Joints of the Week are "unfiltered" by Open Mike Eagle and Danny Brown, "I Want to Be Your Man by Zapp and Roger, and "Hunnybee" by Unknown Mortal Orchestra. We wonder if we should get perms, Jake made some kebabs and Nate loses context. Jake puts in some work with chop sticks. Then we talk leeches, Nate has a story about eating another pet, and we end the show with an analysis of The Humpty Dance.