We have a word from our unofficial sponsor and zombie-bite denier, Papa John, and he's truly lost his mind. 

As we prepare ourselves for his "day of reckoning", we're left to discuss the real issues whilst there's still time, including; what's the absolute worst 12 flavours you can put into a tin and why have Game gone ahead and created it? What things has Faith No More's Mike Patton shit in, and does Axl know? Why won't August Burns Red just play their Christmas songs around Christmas?

We've got you covered; bring on the Yuletide Papacalypse.