Yes, you heard. I want you to become an influencer.

Before you hire a Lambo, rent a plush pad and withdraw your life savings in $1 bills... hear me out.

Also in today's episode, you'll discover:

- How pathetic I am at demonstrating gang signs

- A simple - but highly effective - habit you need to get into the habit of habituating... habitually.

- Why I USED TO BE terrible at marketing

- Why I STILL AM terrible at marketing

- My biblical - and masterful - reframing of the term "influencer" (you'll FINALLY be able to say "influencer" - without retching when you hear my consummate take on it)

- How to sell yourself... without selling your soul to the devil (or paying a sleazeball $1,997 to learn a bunch of "never-fire" close techniques)

- The SHOCKING news about why being a decent human is a good plan of action (you better be sitting down when you hear this!!!)

- How my daughter's endless YouTube watching has FINALLY paid off!!!

- What I would do if I wanted to get more shares and subscribers (you'll kick me - probably in the knackers - when you realise how easy it is!!!)

- My brand-new, "never seen before" call to action (can you believe it's taken F***ING 39 episodes? Will the wait be worth it??? I think we both know the answer to that!!!)

- One simple action you can take RIGHT NOW (after watching this video... I NEED DA VIEWS!!!!) to win the eternal gratitude and adoration of your friends.

Enjoy!

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