You met Blaine. You met Buddy Rick. Now hear the boys altogether! Keith, Blaine, and Rick take a look at what you’re focused on the most: comedians responding to their Riyadh Comedy Festival backlash, drunk football quarterbacks rightfully getting stabbed, Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl beating out One Battle After Another, Diddy’s prison sentence, Bad Bunny’s racist detractors, and the 2025 government shutdown. Here’s to all of us not getting picked up from The Rapture’s new rain date.