Joe List came over to tell me about his years working theft prevention at a Sears outside Boston. These are great stories about being exactly my enemy at one of my passions, shoplifting. 

Put this podcast down and go right now to watch Joe's new standup special, "I Hate Myself" on YouTube now. 

And check out his podcasts, "Tuesdays With Stories" and "Mindful Metal Jacket"

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Boston is home to the Super Beef Threeway.