When I met Nyarlathrotep he descended the beach like a ghost and I told him to "Be Away, I take no transparent passengers." And with a regal air he cursed me for a mariner, and banished my Google account to the Dream Lands. Only after months of seeking aid from Carter was I able to find my lost account in the lair of the Gugs. And thus can I return to the podcast and record my words from my cabin beneath the decks.

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