The word ass was mentioned 359 times in this book, and it is only 329 pages. There is more ass in this book than actual pages. Do with that information what you will, and proceed w/ caution. Please remember, no matter what hole you choose to put it in (schlongs and dildos alike)---> wrap it up bitches.

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your mf boozy babes

BrookxJada

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-We do not claim to be experts of any kind.

-This is an explicit podcast of every nature.

-We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation.

-One cohost had to go to school for phonics as a learning disability for years. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

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