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3AM Ringtone of Doom? Build Your 6-Module Incident Response Plan

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What You'll Learn

Three in the morning. Your phone's ringing. Someone's encrypted your customer database. What do you do?

This trailer launches our most ambitious series yet: a six-module programme running January through March 2026 that transforms panic into a complete, tested incident response plan. Each module drops every two weeks, giving you time to implement before the next one arrives. Between modules, normal episodes continue covering current threats, breaches, and patches.

This Series Will Give You:

  • Complete incident response framework for small businesses
  • Communication templates you can use during an actual incident
  • Threat-specific playbooks for ransomware, data breaches, and system compromises
  • Testing procedures that prove your plan works under pressure
  • Implementation time built into the schedule
  • Practical guidance for teams with real constraints
    • What This Series Covers
    Module 1: Incident Response Foundations (Early January 2026)

    What You'll Build:

    • Clear decision tree for incident classification
    • Role definitions (even if your team is three people)
    • Initial response procedures
    • Documentation requirements
    • Escalation pathways

      • Practical Outputs:

      • Who does what, when, and how
      • Your first response checklist
      • Contact list template
        • Module 2: Building Your Response Team (Late January 2026)

        What You'll Build:

        • Response team structure for small businesses
        • Role assignments that work with limited staff
        • External contact management
        • Vendor coordination procedures
        • Backup personnel plans

          • Practical Outputs:

          • Team roster with responsibilities
          • External contacts database
          • Succession planning for key roles
            • Module 3: Communication Plans (Early February 2026)

            What You'll Build:

            • Internal notification procedures
            • Customer communication templates
            • Regulatory reporting guidance
            • Media handling basics
            • Stakeholder management

              • Practical Outputs:

              • Communication templates ready to use
              • Notification timelines
              • Contact escalation matrix
                • Module 4: Threat-Specific Playbooks (Late February 2026)

                What You'll Build:

                • Ransomware response procedures
                • Data breach protocols
                • System compromise workflows
                • Phishing incident handling
                • Insider threat procedures

                  • Practical Outputs:

                  • Step-by-step playbooks for each threat type
                  • Decision trees for common scenarios
                  • Evidence preservation guides
                    • Module 5: Testing Your Plan (Early March 2026)

                    What You'll Build:

                    • Tabletop exercise framework
                    • Simulation scenarios
                    • Assessment criteria
                    • Continuous improvement process
                    • Lessons learned documentation

                      • Practical Outputs:

                      • Test schedule
                      • Simulation scripts
                      • Improvement tracking system
                        • Module 6: Complete System Integration (Late March 2026)

                        What You'll Build:

                        • Your complete, customised IR plan
                        • Integration with existing processes
                        • Maintenance schedule
                        • Annual review procedures
                        • Staff training programme

                          • Practical Outputs:

                          • Final incident response plan document
                          • Ongoing maintenance checklist
                          • Training materials for your team
                            • Between Modules: Normal Episodes Continue

                            Every other week between module releases, you'll get:

                            • Latest Breach Analysis: What happened, how it happened, what you can learn
                            • Critical Security Patches: What you need to apply and why (see our December 2025 Patch Tuesday analysis)
                            • Emerging Threat Intelligence: Current attacks targeting UK small businesses
                            • Practical Implementation Guides: Hands-on advice for immediate action

                              • Because security doesn't pause whilst you're building your plan.

                              The Two-Week Implementation Rhythm

                              Week 1: Module episode drops

                              Week 2: Implementation time + normal episode
                              Week 3: Next module episode drops
                              Week 4: Implementation time + normal episode

                              This cadence gives you:

                              • Time to actually implement each module
                              • Space to ask questions and refine
                              • Current threat intelligence throughout
                              • Sustainable pace for resource-constrained teams
                                • Why This Series Matters
                                The UK Small Business Reality

                                Current State:

                                • 43% of UK small businesses experienced cyber breaches last year (DSIT 2025)
                                • Average breach cost: £250,000
                                • Some breaches exceed £7 million
                                • 60% of small businesses close within six months of a major cyber incident
                                • NCSC estimates 50% of UK SMBs will experience a breach annually

                                  • The Gap:

                                  • 73% have no board-level cybersecurity responsibility (see Episode 31: The Risk Register Argument)
                                  • Most have no documented incident response plan
                                  • Existing plans are often enterprise frameworks that don't work for SMBs
                                  • When incidents occur, response is reactive panic rather than systematic procedure

                                    • The Opportunity:

                                    • Having a tested incident response plan can reduce breach impact by up to 70%
                                    • Cut recovery time significantly
                                    • Minimise business disruption
                                    • Demonstrate due diligence for cyber insurance
                                    • Meet regulatory requirements
                                    • Protect customer trust
                                      • This Isn't Enterprise Security Theatre

                                      Traditional incident response planning assumes you have:

                                      • Dedicated security team
                                      • 24/7 SOC coverage
                                      • Unlimited budget
                                      • Complex organisational structure
                                      • Enterprise-grade tools

                                        • This series assumes you have:

                                        • Limited staff wearing multiple hats
                                        • Constrained budget
                                        • Time pressure
                                        • Real business to run
                                        • Practical need for procedures that actually work

                                          • Every recommendation is:

                                          • Tested in actual small business environments
                                          • Budget-conscious
                                          • Time-realistic
                                          • Scalable as you grow
                                          • Focused on high-impact, low-cost implementations
                                            • Who Should Listen to This Series

                                            This series is particularly relevant for:

                                            • UK small business owners (5-50 employees) who need incident response capability
                                            • Startup founders building security from the ground up
                                            • SME managers responsible for cybersecurity without security backgrounds
                                            • Solo IT staff who handle everything
                                            • Business owners who've invested in prevention but lack response capability
                                            • Anyone who thinks "we're too small to need an incident response plan"
                                            • Directors concerned about personal liability under the Companies Act
                                            • Businesses pursuing Cyber Essentials or cyber insurance
                                            • Professional services firms handling sensitive client data

                                              • You'll especially benefit if:

                                              • You've asked "what happens if we get breached?" and had no good answer
                                              • Your current plan is "call the IT guy and hope"
                                              • You've got prevention sorted but no response capability
                                              • You need to demonstrate due diligence for insurance or compliance
                                              • You're responsible for security but lack formal training
                                              • Your team is small and you can't afford enterprise solutions
                                                • What Makes This Series Different
                                                Practical Implementation Focus

                                                Not theoretical frameworks or consultant waffle. Every module produces concrete, usable outputs you can implement on a Tuesday afternoon between customer calls.

                                                Small Business Specific

                                                Built for teams of 3-50 people, not Fortune 500 enterprises. Acknowledges real constraints around time, money, and expertise.

                                                Tested in Real Environments

                                                Every procedure comes from actual small business implementations. No academic theory or enterprise assumptions.

                                                Sustainable Pace

                                                Two-week rhythm gives you time to implement, refine, and ask questions before the next module arrives.

                                                Continuous Relevance

                                                Normal episodes between modules keep you current on threats, breaches, and patches whilst you're building your plan.

                                                Complete System

                                                Six modules build into one cohesive incident response capability, not disconnected tips.

                                                Content Calendar

                                                January 2026:

                                                • Week 1: Module 1 - Incident Response Foundations
                                                • Week 2: Normal Episode (current threats)
                                                • Week 3: Module 2 - Building Your Response Team
                                                • Week 4: Normal Episode (current threats)

                                                  • February 2026:

                                                  • Week 1: Module 3 - Communication Plans
                                                  • Week 2: Normal Episode (current threats)
                                                  • Week 3: Module 4 - Threat-Specific Playbooks
                                                  • Week 4: Normal Episode (current threats)

                                                    • March 2026:

                                                    • Week 1: Module 5 - Testing Your Plan
                                                    • Week 2: Normal Episode (current threats)
                                                    • Week 3: Module 6 - Complete System Integration
                                                    • Week 4: Normal Episode (current threats)
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                                                          • About the Hosts
                                                          Noel Bradford

                                                          With over 40 years in IT and cybersecurity across enterprises including Intel, Disney, and BBC, Noel now serves as CIO/Head of Technology for a boutique security-first MSP. He brings enterprise-level expertise to small business constraints, translating million-pound solutions into hundred-pound budgets. His mission is making cybersecurity practical and achievable for resource-constrained small businesses.

                                                          Mauven MacLeod

                                                          Former UK Government cyber analyst, Mauven brings systematic threat analysis and government-level security thinking to commercial reality. With her Glasgow roots and ex-government background, she translates complex security concepts into practical advice for small businesses, asking the questions business owners actually need answered.

                                                          Related Episodes & Blog Posts
                                                          Preparation for This Series:
                                                          • Episode 17: Social Engineering - The Human Firewall Under Siege
                                                          • Episode 30: The Printer Is Watching - IoT Security
                                                          • Episode 29: Reverse Benchmarking - Learning from Disasters
                                                          • Episode 31: Boards, Breaches and Accountability - Risk Registers
                                                            • Related Blog Posts:
                                                            • Reverse Benchmarking: Why Studying Cyber Failures Beats Copying Best Practices
                                                            • The Risk Register Argument - When Your Co-Host Says You're Wrong About Governance
                                                            • How to Build a Cyber Risk Register That Actually Works
                                                            • Your First Cyber Risk Register: 2-Hour Implementation Guide
                                                            • Your £15,000 Security Investment Just Got Defeated by a £300 Printer
                                                            • Three Zero Days And A Christmas Timebomb: December Patch Tuesday Analysis
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                                                                5. Legal Disclaimer

                                                                Everything discussed in this series is for general guidance and educational purposes. It's meant to point you in the right direction but absolutely shouldn't be treated as professional advice tailored specifically to your business. Your situation is unique. What works brilliantly for one business might be completely inappropriate for another.

                                                                We do our very best to keep everything accurate and current, but the cybersecurity world moves quickly. Things can change between when we record and when you're listening, so always double-check critical technical details with qualified professionals before making major changes to your systems.

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                                                                If you're dealing with serious cybersecurity incidents, actual data breaches, or complex compliance issues, please talk to proper professionals rather than just relying on podcast advice. We're here to educate and help you understand the landscape, not to replace your security consultant, solicitor, or IT team.

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                                                                Stay safe out there, keep learning, and remember: when in doubt, get a second opinion from someone who can see your specific situation.

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