Episode 2 of 3rd Floor Assessments throws Dave and Dakota headfirst into total chaos as they recap their painfully awkward day stuck in jury duty, roasting everything from the people in the room to the weird mental games you play just to stay awake. From there, things spiral into a hilariously unfiltered discussion about their favorite porn, before somehow landing in the shady, eyebrow-raising world of buying questionably illegal chicken like it’s a full-blown crime saga. It’s raw, ridiculous, and completely unpredictable — the kind of episode where every turn is wilder than the last and you absolutely do not want to miss a second.