Ted and Emmett are moving in together!  Brian gives it twenty-four hours.  Melanie and Lindsay pick the winner of the Sperm Donor Pageant!!  Ben is acting super shady and we find out why.  Brian's nephew makes a very serious allegation against him, and it's Justin Taylor to the rescue!!  E'Shel has to say three nice things about Michael on the next episode, and Ken has to buy a new TV.  Also, there is a discussion about a certain bracelet coming up soon.

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