If your significant other was a sandwich, what would he/she be? We ask that riveting question on today's show and we find out that Connie's Dan is a hot n spicy grilled cheese! Also on the show, we find out that all printers suck, it's easy to kill a pet on accident, and why you should always wipe down your exercise equipment BEFORE you use it. We also talk a lot about food (as usual), Curtis got his ticket to go see Guns N Roses by himself in Chicago, and Steve plays some of his homemade techno music. All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!