After an all-growed-up Richie Ryan lures the autistic immortal Mikey into coming home with him with pocket scraps, Richie and Duncan must protect their new friend from a one-dimension immortal headhunter, extreme police brutality, and the legion of unenlightened douche bags populating Seacouver. The Rewatchers shed a tear while debating the virtues of mercy killings, try to compose a more compelling villain than Tyler King, and consider the role of fate in the immortal game.