Cardi B rug-pulled her own fans with a token literally called $WAP, and the boys have zero sympathy: you can't get rug-pulled unless you want to be. Then Nancy Pelosi's 729% returns earn her the face of the upcoming $DAWG token, Bitcoin slips to $101K, ICP gets the Amazon-in-2008 treatment, and Pusha T catches a full roast over his Kanye "he's not a man" quote.