Dave’s morning was wrecked, literally...Dave’s recent ride-along with the Longview Police Department ends in coitus interruptus...A jerky taste-test leads to mouth orgasms, numb tongues and the promise of fiery poops...Dave's bad day continues midshow when his daughter pukes all over his wife and bed...near-death experiences make you a better person...

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