Arr, matey! Do ye be lookin' to translate yer lexicon from that of a simple scallywag to that of a handsome brigadier?

This is not the podcast for that.

But join K Alexander and Rob Moden as they do get into another WikiHow article that seems to say a lot about its author, who may or may not be a pirate historian turned PAID SHILL of the Disney pirate propaganda machine. #FreeTheHypemen

This week's WikiHow article: How to Talk Like a Pirate: 12 Steps (with Pictures)

How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives.

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