Glastonbury weekend. The ultimate. The world’s greatest festival might have come and gone, but not without sparking the thought: what might the perfect festival of football look like?

Host Laurence McKenna and guest Jamie Slevin go through:

- The football formats on show. A Merseyside derby, but Beach Soccer?

- The potential for cult guests - a surprise appearance from Federico Macheda?

- What’s on offer for the footballing hipsters (catch you at Santos u18s)

- Johnathan Wilson’s inevitable stint at the ‘Inverting The Pyramid’ stage

- Bobbly pitches and 19th century village style games for the punters