Christopher travels to Chicago just to go to a bar - Go TavernWhiskey in the lemonaide, tea, and honey... no?Arizona cheese crispJames is (was) bad a datingChristopher's wife is still aliveExperian got hacked and they have a terrible websiteThe Salton SeaHorror movies aren't scary anymore, or maybe we've just seen it all beforeSiri gets smarmyJames is too much of a cheapskate to be an alcoholicYou are too drunk to taste your wineAlmost right nearly every single timeChristopher refuses to go on record as to whether or not he has drunk battery acidIt's not a lie, it's a 'creative explanation'