This week, a mom calls her son, who is named John. Both are British. I guess that's the joke TBH. Sorry. 

Then it's another installment of America's favorite sandwich based radio program, Make Me a Sandwich. 

Reference:

Do you know what the days of the week are? Be honest. It's okay, I got you. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week

Elevenses, a small meal at one of the hours in the morning. Will you believe which one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevenses

Emotional eating http://www.helpguide.org/articles/diet-weight-loss/emotional-eating.htm