Yes, you read that right. Our poor, poor guest Ray regales us with a story involving a patient's dis-ass-ter that could only be described as a poonami, plus a bonus tale of an old kinda-racist orderly who learns a lesson about friendship. Finally, on Diseases You Don't Have, Aaron decides it's a great idea to tell the entire world about James' real-life newfound chronic testicular disease. Wanna hear about it? You gotta listen all the way through, pal.