In this weeks episode, Tanner brings to the table the neo-noir action-goth film Underworld. They and Lindsay take it to task on why its fantastic racism narrative works even less than usual examples, and Tanner tries to improve it by introducing more sympathetic characters. Along the way they also come across vampires with weak names and werewolves who's names Tanner refused to google, and they definitely don't discuss Disney's Z-o-m-b-i-e-s.

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