This third Tuesday shows Zen Arcade are a band of their word. Still no music, videos or shows yet but thank god the peripheral extra curriculars are being prioritised.

Dave Clarke is likened to a floating intergalactic planet eater (not for the first time), Baloo is accused of racism (not for the first time), Ev brings up Roy Wood (not for the first time) and the market potential of Avril Lavigne's name in the meat extract paste industry is realised (very much for the first time).