Want to make your party special? Fancy? Want to make your pampers waxy? Want a turkey that dresses up like a duck and goes down to the duck Port Authority to solicit actual ducks? Want a batloaf that is missing that one key ingredient -- hope?

Who knows what you want? But master chefs Rene and Charlene are here to help. With something. They want to park in your hamper. They want a lot of things. They mostly want you to listen to this.

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