We’re back! Did you miss us? Because we’ve got an episode that’ll make you clutch your limbs and your pearls.

Cheryl kicks things off with a chilling survival story straight from the Arctic — a terrifying polar bear attack that left victims fighting for their lives. It’s brutal, it’s real, and it’s exactly what we do best: people surviving the unthinkable.

Then Rob… well, Rob brings the heat (and the cringe) with some of the most unfortunate Darwin Award winners yet. This time, it’s all about body parts, bad decisions, and a penis-themed parade of idiocy you truly have to hear to believe.

🐻 Polar bears, panic, and pure survival

🍆 Explosive Darwin moments with a heavy dose of “what were they thinking?”

🎧 Don’t worry — we’re back, and we brought the chaos