This fascinating, fabulous, and fantastic episode of The Krypto Report is sure to entertain you to no end now, but 36 years in the future, it will likely have haunted and terrorized your memory to the point you feel compelled to testify before the United States Senate about it, though you likely will not be able to remember when or where you listened to it, and all the people you claim listened with you will say that they never listened to it, or even that to their knowledge, no such radio show ever existed.