TW: Mention of self-harm in the update at the beginning of the episode from 7:25 to ~12:35.

This one is wild, y'all. We start off with an update from last week. Then in our first story, OP is dating the perfect person for him... because they're both assholes who deserve each other. Two people overreact about what could happen to them when they bring weed to a Marine base and hilarity ensues. Then a MAN tells a woman that she should be more productive while growing a person inside her. Lastly, OP's soon-to-be-ex-husband is definitely just a weird fetishist and not at all a serial killer. You in danger, girl. 

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo