Bonjour el Deux-bald dadders!

Why are we speaking flawless French do you ask? Well one of us has realised that we’re actually French styler parents and are fully embracing the culture! Oui

That’s right we’re talking the mildly popular show parental guidance! What type of parent are we? Is Chris really a combo of French, tiger, strict and disciplined? Which parenting style will reign supreme!? 

We’re also talking splinters, the wooden skin puncturer, not the rat and how do you know if it’s too early to take your kid out of the cot! 

Bonswaaaaaa