Metallic Joe, Zakk, and Ray have attempted to generate some money for the podcast by building a time machine, but succeeded in screwing up the space-time continuum instead. Now past games have DLC and micro transactions and there's nothing to be done about it. While top scientists figure out how to restore the balance (which should be done by the time you listen), we highlight some of the changes our beloved games of yesteryear have undergone. Afterwards we talk about possible future Zelda game ideas and our worst "first day on the job" moments in video gaming.