***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Working in an office where everyone is tripping on watercooler acid; Childhood trauma inflicted on him by the cruel Ms. Perón and Mr. Todd; The necessity of relying on miracles in the New World; Why we don’t sacrifice our prize goats to God anymore (and it isn’t because you don’t have goats); The greatest twist EVER written… EVER!!; His encounter with the benevolent aliens; A most-important Divine teaching delivered in a Texas Holiday Inn; Going through spiritual gateways with aplomb (not fruit); The two remaining uncharted terrains: space and the non-material realm

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, INTERNATIONAL ALSO…***

Exchanges acronyms with hip, intergalactic aliens; Places an imaginary phone call to performing artist Christopher Cross about important matters; Does a historically-inaccurate re-enactment of the first European explorers to encounter Africa; Tries, but can’t stop himself from singing multiple show tunes, in various character voices; Laments at being unable to fire Jack, his imaginary producer

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!***